Hey, there it goes! Good. I am really in a great deal of trouble. No, it's less than that. Aristocats are never found in alley Duchess:Very good, darling. Now on video for a very limited time! Oh, no. Not bad,eh, Frou-Frou old girl? IT'S JUST, "HERE WE GO, FOLKS." Like he wants to know, like the name's the important thing! Well, there it is. Georges Hautecourt: Now, then, madame, who arethe beneficiaries? Gottfried claimed he was unable to get a direct flight, because "they had to make a stop at the Empire State Building." Gilbert Gottfried - Aristocrats Joke. As you ride Rex through a sea of hostile toys, sneak into Pizza Planet, defeat the Claw Machine and escape from Sid's house. [Growling]. The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies. O'Malley: Oh! Well. Hamm: Hey, heads up, everybody. Berlioz: Oh, boy! They're gone! Duchess: Edgar did thisto us? I, me, after-- No. Last oneup the stairs is a nincompoop. Marie: Mama,l guess I had a nightmareand fell out of bed. [ Yawns ] Come on, guys, let's go back to bed. Those cats have got to go! Mr. O'Malley knows a placewhere we can stay tonight, and tomorrow we can all go home. Double delicious! Well, uh--Well, all it needsis a little tidying upand, well,maybe aIittle feminine touch. O'Malley:Hey! Clickety. Duchess, it's wonderfulto have you all back. If I said "magic carpet," okay? Duchess:[offscreen]Berlioz, shh! Berlioz: [Yelps, Needle Scratching,Music Slows]. That's pure O'Malley, baby. Buzz Lightyear: Hey! Clopin: Up there, high, high in the dark bell tower lives the mysterious bell ringer. [Quasimodo splashes water on his face as the screen brightens]. Where are you? It's time to get rid of these cats all the way to Timbuktu once and for all. Cats:Everybody, everybodyEverybody wantsto be a cat, Berlioz: [ Sighing ]Everybody wantsto be a cat, Marie: Because a cat'sthe only catWho knowswhere it's at. Ready, everyone? Phoebus: She's very lucky to have a friend like you. Get-- Get washed downa storm drain. And, uh, let's see. Why, I'll, I'll eatmy hat if they-- My hat! Millions. 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Portions of this script are copyrighted by walt disney company and are used without permission. Napoleon: Wha-Wha--What's goin' on? Now don't panic. [ Laughing ]That always makes melaugh, sir. Penn Jillette: What do you call an act like that? Oh! Birds of a feathermust [ Hic ] together. Andy's birthday festival's been movedto today. It relates the story of a family trying to O'Malley:Yeah, honey. Milkman: Sacrebleu! Gilbert Gottfried: He could have an arm like Popeye, Carrot Top: So a guy goes into a, uh, into a talent agent and he says, "Hey, dude, check it out, I got a great act!" Duchess:Berlioz, come back here. Stop! And the agent's like, "What do you do?" [offscreen] Now stop beatin'your gums and sound the attack! Something horrible's happening! I'm not at home at all. O'Malley: So I got a few to spare. Lafayette:Well, c'est la guerre,Napoleon. I do believeyou've been drinking. Napoleon:[offscreen]Hush your mouth. Edgar Balthazar: Of course, Madame. Edgar Balthazar: Great. [Screaming]Nice doggy! Mark Elliott: "Toy Story". The mother starts taking her blouse off. They're eating dinner, and they just finish, and their maid comes in and she clears the plates. He rips off his wife's bra. They show aristocatic bearing. [offscreen]Duchess and the kittensare in trouble! Mark Elliott: Now, the fun and emotion of "Toy Story" come to your home computer. They're old buddiesand they're real swingers. Lafayette: I'm scratchin'as fast as I can. Toulouse. They perform sexual acts on each other that are so depraved anyone with a sense of human decency would call them unspeakable. And for their ta-da, they tell the agent their act is called, The Aristocrats. In the film, Gottfried said hed heard the joke called The Aristocrats, The Sophisticates, and Blood Shit and Come and Eating Each Other Out and Fistfucking a Dog but then, he said, the punchline didnt work as well cause there was really no contrast., Gottfrieds version of the joke was one of the filthiest in the movie, topped only by Saget because people still pictured him at the time as the family man from Full House. Chorus: [sings] Winnie the Pooh. O'Malley: Trouble? Berlioz: Thank you, Miss Frou-Frou,for letting me ride on your back. Duchess: Thomas, Madamewill be so worried. Mother's going towork for Mr. O'Malley. O'Malley:You know, they need--Well, you know, a sort--Well, a sort ofa--Well, a father around. I don't mind if I refuse to wish you to sue anyone. [Esmeralda throws a guard's helmet at three guards on horses and it ricochets off their helmets], [In another shot, the fat guard swings his sword at his helmet and yells in pain, but we cut to Phoebus ducking under the incoming helmet, which hits the wall behind him], [A jester wearing long legged boots kicks four guards in their crotches, launching them into the air. O'Malley: Well, they're kind a rough,you know, around the edges,but if you're ever in a jam, wham,they're right there. Coming soon to video! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Thank you, Edgar. And just as he gave life to "Cinderella" and "Pinocchio". Cassim: You don't stand a chance against the King of Thieves. Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents it's all-new 37th animated motion picture. And other poems by Maya Angelou. Woody: [Shakes Buzz's head] You're a toy! Fine. WebThe Aristocats! I remember that Ifainted. John Leader: Walt Disney had a special gift [Clips of "Pinocchio", "Cinderella" and "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" are revealed] for taking classic stories with memorable characters and turning them into magical movies. Duchess: Now, now, my darling. It was a little oldcricket bug. Berlioz: Just a nickname I gave you, "Roque-fort"? ' This is a family who are raping their own children and performing bestiality. Scram! Stocks and bonds? But I'm a mouse! Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. Ah, Georges. Which I know is kind of an understatement, because youre saying, If you have any sense of human decency, just say, Why didnt the talent agent just stop them in the beginning? He bit my finger! Duchess? Okay. ", T. Sean Shannon: "Well, you can't say that.". Lafayette: Well, where'smy beddie-bye basket!? It looks like a serated sea snake. Come on. WebThe Aristocrats, a documentary by magician/comic Penn Gillette and comedian Paul Provenza, follows the genesis of "the filthiest joke ever told." Berlioz: Andyou said we're gonnaride on your magic carpet. You don't know whether to sh*t or puke in this room. Guard #1: (Tries to get back up, but Achilles sits on him) Woah! Berlioz: Yeah, man. The 2005 film The Aristocrats documented the history of the joke, which was so filthy that comedians traditionally told it backstage at clubs rather than in the spotlight. [Woody and Buzz sword fight with car wash brushes, then at the next mouse click, Woody climbs up a gas tank and tries to body hit Buzz, but Buzz misses him] There are mind-challenging activities. O'Malley needs help! Napoleon: You can just be replaced,you know. Duchess:[offscreen]And they are very fond of you. Andy Richter: [in front of his infant child] I pull up Mommy's dress and I put my wiener in her butt. I only wish that l--. Buzz Lightyear: [Presses the red circle button again and closes his wings] Thank you. Say "cheese. I've got to do something quick! Marie: But, mama, do wehave sparklingsapphire eyes that dazzle too? [1] It relates the story of a family trying to get an agent to book their stage act, which is revealed to be remarkably vulgar and offensive in nature, with the punch line revealing that they incongruously bill themselves as "The Aristocrats". He's beenmarinated in it. I just thought of that and that's unbelievable. T. Sean Shannon: Three women of color, they go into this agent's office. It's very niceof you. The alley cats attack Edgar], [Roquefort spins the lock and it opens. Edgar Balthazar:Coming, Madame! Berlioz: [sighs] It's really hard to pronounce your name, man. You know, this isthe low-rent district, remember? Why, your eyes are like sapphires,sparkling so bright. [The screen flashes again, but this time with the white screen fading to a black background with text saying "Coming to Theaters Summer 1996"]. This is the second theatrical appearance of South Park. I know, i know, i still need to get the cast names in there and i'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any. I was asleep a winkall day. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Duchess: Now, now, Thomas. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. [Laughing]You're making it very difficult. You guys wanna hear a funny joke my Grandpa told me? In 2005, bob saget, who died sunday, was still americas dad the sweet. I just want to say now if any of you people who are watching this: if you're having sex with your family I don't condone it. The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies the aristocrats. Where did these people find employment! What made them think that this this was entertaining? Ooh. O'Malley:[offscreen]Move! THE ARISTOCRATS, Gilbert Gottfried, telling the joke, 2005. Toulouse: Females never fiight fair. Mark Elliott: On sale now, you can eventually own the Academy-Award winning box office hit, the most spoke-about movie of the year, the one video the entire world has been waiting for. O'Malley:Yeah. That's good. And the talent agent says, What do you call yourselves? And the father sticks his chest out and goes, The Aristocrats. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Oh, my goodness, Edgar. Winnie the Pooh! Edgar Balthazar:You came back? [ Sighing ]Gee, I'm gonna miss them too. O'Malley: Well, some humansare like that, Duchess. Pretty soon, all of them are completely naked including the dog, who takes his leash off.. You're justher house pets. So they're all f***ing each other right. Tinkerbell flies in and changes the scenes to the Disney Interactive logo as she flies off]. You just hide over there and youleave the rest to J. Thomas O'Malley. Now, run along downstairs. The Aristocrats Joke!!! Hey, now the squeakin'has stopped. Then he rips off her underwear and he takes some of her pubes with it. WebPolice have not yet found the missing baby of runaway aristocrat Constance Marten and her rapist lover Mark Gordon - and have applied for 36 hours more to quiz them.. WebThe aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. WebThis 19th-century aristocrat was a spoiled rich boy who never grew up and a man who would often take delight in other peoples misfortune. The real joke is, it's not a Berlioz: It isn't Beethoven, Mama,but it sure bounces. He was like our rehearsal director when dad and my brother weren't there, and my mother and my nana weren't there. I wouldlike to see your pad,and meet your friend Scat Cat. YeahAbraham de LacyGiuseppe CaseyThomas O'MalleyO'Malleythe alley catThat's rightAnd I'm very proud of that (Spoken)Yeah! Wendy Liebman: It's a family, the Cavanaugh's - Ann and William. Doug stanhope's variation of the aristocrats joke. sporkythespaz. You can put people to death for what goes on in the best versions of this joke! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [voice]No, no, no, Georges. I almost fell. Edgar, old chap, get used tothe finer things of life. There's always something new and emotional from Disney. Buzz Lightyear: To infinity. Oh. You know, I mean, one of those--. O'Malley: Right underthat magic carpet. A very enthusiastic--. Edgar stabs a mound of hay with a pitchfork. Hugh hefner, gilbert gottfried and the filthiest joke ever toldfrom 2005 the documentary 'the aristocrats' directed by paul provenza, penn jillette. I'm the leader! [The baby bird flies out of Quasimodo's hand and he starts to frown as he watches its freedom. Roquefort:You're darn tootin'I'm on the level! After the punchline, Kyle says he doesn't get the joke, to which Cartman responds, "Neither do I.". [The screen fades to black on the final note of the song, then in the black background, we see yellow subtitles reading "Coming to Theaters June 21st"] Coming to theaters June 21st! Which pets get to sleep on velvet mats? Clopin and Chorus: [singing] BellsofNotreDame! Come on. 0. Good. Doug Stanhope: [in front of his infant child] and I push it into her unwilling anus. Hey, Lafayette. Duchess:[offscreen]Oh, never mind, Marie. Oh, no. Uncle Waldo: Whoopee! Edgar Balthazar: [ Panting ]Announcing Monsieur[ Panting ] Georges Hautecourt! So the talent agent says, "All right, you've got two minutes." Amelia! Jon Ross: Lemme tell you, when my seven year old daughter is giving my eleven year old son a blow job, it's priceless. Go get him! But that's a whole other story. Edgar Balthazar: Oh, they won't find a clueto implicate me. Why didnt he stop them the minute he saw the father unzipping his pants and saying, This is totally wrong. Now think "goose.". Good evening, Duchess. Ooh. [baby begins to cry] Yeah I didn't like it that much myself. [After the Walt Disney Pictures logo, we fade to a black background]. I'm the one that sayswhen we go. It's from Carmen,isn't it? But I was so surethat I heard them. Now, please, darling, settle down,and play meyour pretty little song. [We transition to the Sega Genesis version of the level, "Really Inside the Claw Machine", where Woody's game play is in first-person mode] It's "the most amazing 16-bit game ever made". And come to think of it, O'Malley,you're not a cat, you're a rat. Berlioz: Mama, do we have towaddle like they do? and the father goes, "Watch us." Mark Elliott: Lead Aladdin into his biggest adventure ever. "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". Robin Williams: It's a kindler, gentler genie! The acts described involve incest, pedophilia, sodomy, coprophilia, coprophagia, and impressions of the victims of 9/11. Girl: And then the raccoons ate our food and they all had poison ivy. Billy Bunny: [sings] That is what we really do so, yow! Let's getout of here. "Moe, Larry, the cheese!" My complimentsto the chef. 1 of 3 The Artistocrats Show More Show Less 2 of 3 Co-creator Penn Jillette arrives at the premiere of the film "The Aristocrats", Tuesday, July 26, 2005, in New York. The zygote goes through a process of becoming an. Duchess:[offscreen]And, wham, when weneeded you, you were right there. How did they develop this act! This joke typically has these elementsalternative versions may change this form. [Snarling, Hissing, Spitting ]. For the aristocrats, the wholesome tv dad dreamt up one of the most depraved setups ever for one killer punchline. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:[Madame]Of course we will. Kittens? All: Everybody, everybody Everybody wantsto be a cat (2x), Frou Frou:Everybody (2x) Everybody wants to be a cat[ Giggling ], Uncle Waldo: EverybodyWhoopee! Roquefort: [Yawns]So, that'sCreme de la cremeala Edgar. Roquefort:A-A-Alley cats!? Amelia: "Exactly"? I'll take careof you later. You're too much. Take that! [The movie logo appears one last time] "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh". We need a man around the house. It's just beyondthat next chimney pot. Abigail: Yes. You know. Beau Weaver: And now, our feature presentation. Abigail: Gracious me. My own penthouse pad. Cartman: You guys want to hear a funny joke my grandpa told me? Roquefort: Must keep still. IT'S JUST, "HERE WE GO, FOLKS." And Ann suggests that they all go into the drawing room, where Ann then braids Betsy's beautiful blonde hair. [The black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video and Pixar Animation Studios logos appear]. Duchess: Especially whenhe's marinated! We gotta split! Buzz's suit glows a bright green light]. Marie: Oh! Roquefort:Don't come in! Yeah. Groove it, cat! Buzz Lightyear: [Fires his laser, but it only flashes at the mutant toys] I've set my laser from "stun" to "murder". He could be a longshoreman. ln trouble! You see, my mistress, shewill beso worried about us. Good heavens! [Whispering]Can you keep a secret? Duchess: Oh, Thomas, that was really brave of you. Marie:Mama! WebAristocrats Joke [OFFENSIVE] Brandon Rogers Brandon Rogers 6.23M subscribers 139K 4.1M views 7 years ago My take on the age-old Aristocrats joke. It does look hopeless,doesn't it? Which pets liveon cream and loving pats? Ooh. Darlings,now you just stay here,and I'll go and I'lllook for Toulouse. Huh. Hugo: [Spits the straw and feathers out of its mouth] Man! [ Stammering ]D-D-Don't rush me. Duchess: Now, Marie, let's leaveToulouse to his painting. Well, that's easy for, uh,for what's-his-name to say. Ho, ho, ho! [ Laughing ]Everybody wantsto be a cat. Brian Cummings: Coming this summer, join Kermit and his new friend Billy Bunny in their very first Muppet sing-along video: "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs". Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Now, my pets,a little closer together. Whoo-whoo! O'Malley:Well, now, wait a minute. I'm the only cat of my kind. What's all the yellin'about, huh? We know if you would let us perform it for you you would want to sign us." Duchess:I'll never forget you,Thomas O'Malley. Lafayette: Hey, Napoleon! All thoselittle kittens of yours, Duchess. When they're seen upon an airing. O'Malley jumps into the trunk]. Why, you'll, you'll wake upthe whole neighborhood! Edgar was in it. Abigail: Oh, dear! The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. Mark Elliott: "Aladdin 3" features five brand-new songs and reunites all your favorite characters from "Aladdin". Frollo: [To Phoebus, unimpressed] Look at that disgusting display. Because the objective of the joke is its transgressive content, it is most often told privately,[5] such as by comedians to other comedians. Genie: [sings] They're eventually getting married! Napoleon: Hush your mouth! Love it. Would you agree with that? Brian Cummings: "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs". On this Wikipedia the language links are at the top of the page across from the article title. Next Uncle Waldo: [Mumbling,Sighing &Hiccupping]. Alright? [offscreen]His eyes are too close together. Then, at the endof their life span,my entire estatewill revert to Edgar. O'Malley:Okay. Scat Cat: [to the others]I don't dig him. Toulouse: Why didn't I answer? A family walks in to a talent agency. Okay, baby. You've just rescued Thomas, right? All Rights reserved. You are a great talent. Everything is going to be all right. Roquefort: Duchess, kittens, gone? Cheer up. But, anyway, he says, "What is it called?" "Stuffed with chestnuts"? [offscreen]Gethim, get him, get him, get him! [onscreen]Heave-ho! Toulouse: Get her, Berlioz! A man goes into a bar and says to the owner. It's like a hemorrhaging sh*t-ass. O'Malley: [Gasping] Help? Roquefort:B-But honest, guys! Here, kitty, kitty,kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! You never hear a physicist going, "It's a muon, you c*nt!". All aboard for Paris! In that sense, its the ideal joke for a comedy documentary. Mm, ooh, oh, heh. Mac:[offscreen]Yup, and she goesall the way to Timbuktu. Obviously a philanderer who trifleswith unsuspecting women's hearts. Berlioz: Look, guys! Napoleon: I'm the leader. Duchess? Duches: [offscreen]Berlioz, now don't be rude. The scene is stomach-churning, and thats the point. [Laughing]I've some news straightfrom the horse's mouth,if you'll pardonthe expression, of course. [Laughing]My two favorite nooses! The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. Marie: It's creme de la cremea la Edgar. Will you hold on, please! Now don't be frightened. Its an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. Which pets know bestall the gentle social graces? But, knows where what's at? Oh, dear! Duchess: Oh, I'm so sorry, but,well, we just couldn't. Title of infamous joke without a punchline. Wish me luck. Look at that bridge! Gives birth to a three-pound Shetland pony! That was very nice of you. Jon Stewart: Um Yeah, I think it's best if we don't break it down. Georges Hautecourt: Am I going too fast for you, Edgar? Whoa! Edgar Balthazar: What the?! Alright? Edgar Balthazar:You're going to[offscreen]Timbuktu[onscreen]if it'sthe last thing I do! Oh, it just isn't fair! Young cat. O'Malley: Well, now, uh--What I meant-- You see, l--. Absolutely. Marie: Ooh, that would be wonderful, sir! If I picked a day to fly, oh, this would be it. Anyway, it's much longerthan I'd ever live. Berlioz: [offscreen]Yeah. [Humming"Rock-A-Bye-Baby"]. A proper joke seldom fits the format and atmosphere of stand-up comedy, and jokes end as soon as the audience knows the punchline. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. A talent agent is sitting in his office, Gottfried says. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. Look, pal, [offscreen]you go get Scat Catand his gang of alley cats. Laverne: Nobody wants to stay cooped up here forever. Jasmine: [singing] We're eventually getting married! It's showtime! This is a family who are raping their own children, and performing bestiality! Adelaide, madame, you mean to sayyou're leavingyour vast fortune to Edgar? Breakfast, a la carte. Oh, thank goodness. Let's see. You don't need to scream. And I think this young manis very handsome. Duchess: Please, girls. Beau Weaver: Here are special previews of the next Disney animated masterpieces coming to theaters. O'Malley: No, no. The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. Roquefort: Mm. I just love them. Roquefort:Hey, wait for me! Duchess: [Laughing]Why, monsieur,your name seems to coverall of Europe. [Metro TrainWhistle Blowing] Oh no, train! The cast (in order of appearance) opening song vocals maurice chevalier madame adelaide bonfamille. Duchess: (offscreen; chuckling)Yes. Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! Neighborhood! Roquefort: [Sniffiing]Mm! Napoleon:Wait a minute. Otto Peterson: [talking through his ventriloquist's dummy] Have you ever noticed that when you kick your girlfriend in the C*NT she calls the cops? Sue Kolinsky: Once for Hannukah he gave me a box of slim Tampax, and he says, "Leave them out so men will think you're really tight.". Don't fuss over me. They showaristocatic bearing. Because no one is gonna book this show! O'Malley: Keep your head up, Marie! [Reading]"Prime Country Goose a la Provencal. " Oh, dear. Abigail: We are to meet himat Le Petit Cafe. The joke has a simple setup: A family visits a talent agent to pitch him on a new act. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: You're a shamelessflatterer, Georges. "And basted in[ Sniffles ]white wine." [ Grunting ]Hey! Clickety-clickety-clickety. She will be so worriedwhen she finds us gone. [ Chuckling ]. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [voice]Yes, Georges. Coming! "The Aristocrats" (also called "The Debonaires" or "The Sophisticates" in some tellings) is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians since the vaudeville era. All of them dollars. Tsk! Duchess: (offscreen)Oh, yes, Monsieur O'Malley. That's 'causeI practice all the time. Girls! 17:03. Oh, sorry, my dear. Girls. [The workers take the trunk and drive away. (oc) the agent says, holy fuck, not you asshats again. And I come after the cats. ", George Carlin: The joke leads me down one path and then it switches the path on me suddenly and hits me with a hammer. Only one comedian could rival the late Bob Sagets take on the classic Aristocrats joke: Gilbert Gottfried, the gravel-throated comedian who reveled in raunch who died at the age of 67. Abigail: You really did quite wellfor a beginner. Oh. 7:01. Andy Richter: And all the stuff shoots on her face. Perhaps a magic carpet built for two? Abigail,Amelia & Uncle Waldo: [ Laughing ]. Then we see a picture of Walt Disney]. Hugo: Way to go, lover boy! [Everyone in the Hundred Acre Wood cheers for Pooh while they sit around a table] Carefully restored to it's original brilliance. Edgar Balthazar: Oh, please, sir, justhold on! Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video invites you back into the world where toys come to life. Wendy Liebman: The Cocksucking Motherf***ers. WebTHE JOKE LEADS ME DOWN ONE PATH, AND THEN IT SWITCHES THE PATH ON ME SUDDENLY, AND IT HITS ME WITH A HAMMER. Have some. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Oh, Edgar, they're back! Yeah. Aristocats are never found inalley ways or hanging around. I'll be spitting feathers for a week. I'mRoquefort by the way, I need your help,Duchess! In all our days,in tender ways,her love for uswas shown. 2005. Duchess:[ Laughing ]They could hardly keep their eyes open. "Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar" took you beyond imagination. [We cut to Scud running to the camera barking, and Woody shrieks as the camera zooms in on his butt]. This family, mother, father, four kids. Now, dear, you goto the piano and-- Run a long. What a classyneighborhood. Startmentioning name, rodent. He tears himself free and forces the door open and falls over backwards. 4:39. He hit me on the head. Robin Williams: This is a joke that's pretty much exclusive to show business. Brian Cummings: Plus singing and swinging with the frogs. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [Laughing]Now, Georges, do you must be serious. Edgar Balthazar: [Shoes Squeaking] If I were those mongrels, where would I find my stuff? I can't wait. Duchess: [offscreen] It's time to practiceyour scales and your arpeggios. The Aristocats! Go! Don't get sore at me! A family walks in to a talent agency. WebUntil gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. I got a million of 'em. Here we go. 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