These are the hilarious and passive-aggressive notes left by annoyed coworkers you wish you found at your office to make the work day a little more tolerable. Well admit that we laughed out loud when we read this note for a stranger. I think that weve entered the stage in our relationship when we can discuss poop stuff without being embarrassed. Not only that, but Mr. Cake also used his cake resignation to advertise his cake business, and to give the gift of cake. I wanted to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.Unknown 6. Goodnight, my dear. It seems like the following person discovered this note while pouring out their soul to someone while sitting at a bar one night. Nothing is better than having a colleague as a friend at work so you can vent to each other to make the days go faster. Unknown. Voicemail #15. Somebody must have left one of these accusing stickies on a dirty cup, and then everyone else in the office decided to join in. You have to share various working spaces, though you probably have a pleasant enough rapport with most people in there. A. Milne Weve been friends for so long, I cant remember which one of us is the bad influence. Unknown 24. Thats why we adore this small but effective note left by a stranger. So let it be besties for life shall we say? Less politely, she draws a microphone on the floor, and explains that its a mic drop. Go and smash it today! She was the kind of person who never gave you enough time to miss her. Zadie Smith, 25. Its so fun to do crazy stuff and then cry all night long with someone like you, buddy. When it comes to resignation notes, maybe the bosses at a bunch of chain restaurants are excited when one of their disgruntled employees finally dares to leave. Just kidding, I think your amazing. This jury duty dodger is declaring that they plan to make a costume before having the opportunity to deal vigilante justice unto those evildoers. Good job all around. Nothing beats a pen and paper when its time to tell someone exactly what you think. Who is just as awkward and lost in this crazy world. We commend this sympathy card; full points for creativity! What will you do without me? Leave a love note when she least expects it! Sometimes I feel sorry for those who dont drink. Thankfully, a stranger came along and left this note, suggesting that they werent as lost as they thought. Notes and letters about love can impress your girlfriend with your thoughtfulness: I am wishing you all the best in life because you are my number one, the queen of the house of joy and success. The best thing about you is not the fact that you will comfort me if someone hurts me really bad. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Here we are, all living our lives while some people, somewhere, use a spoon scoop to get a spoon from a drawer. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you. 21 hours ago, by Monica Sisavat Dont Lose Your Bff Because Youll Never Find Like Him Again. Use the link below to get 20% off your first month at BetterHelp + a $50 coupon valid for any SocialSelf course. Of course, we know better and know that some co-worker simply masked themselves as the printer, and gave them a letter of resignation after the printer stopped working. Thank you for being my dumb missing puzzle piece, mate. Sure, shes married with kids and is deeply in love with her husband. Because when they wake up that is as good as they will feel all day long. Were pleased to see that Tic Tacs owner, Stan, decided to leave $50 to contribute towards a thorough car wash. 3. Friendship is being there when someones feeling low and not being afraid to kick them. Randy K. Milholland, 26. Im your best friend, and there isnt anything you can do about it! Unknown, 13. My biggest fear is dying and going to hell, but then I look at you andrealizethat you will be definitely coming with me. I wish you could understand how hard it is to be friends with someone likeyouthrough all these years. Best friends dont care if your house is clean. Lewis 2. Even more than my morning cup of a coffee, so you know it's serious." "We're best fries forever, and everyone loves fries." "Let's be like monkeys and hang later, OK?" "You're. Lets get fat together. If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesnt seem to crack. It seems that someone in a Fortune 500 company (lest we forget) posted this sign telling people to keep the door closed. True friendship isnt dead, am I right? I cannot think of anything worse than waking up after a night of drinking next to somebody and not being able to remember his name, how you met and why he is dead?! This note left for a stranger is both detailed and familiar. You're my stud muffin. Im jealous of the people who see you every day. Unknown, 7. What do you mean that there is a monster in the attic?! Privacy policy. If this is my friend, I'll get you your money. Learn why people who "don't try" often are so socially successful. Here she is in a note left for yet another bad driver. A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when theyre not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when theyre not so bad. Arnold H. Glasgow, 4. Don't Lose Your Bff Because You'll Never Find Like Him Again. Happy Friendship Day 2022! This note threatens revenge via Vaseline and tow truck. Thank you and have a nice day. If I had to, Id pee on any one of you. Joey, Friends 8. If you want to improve your social skills, self-confidence, and ability to bond, take our 1-minute quiz. Well, my wife read A tale of two cities and after some time we had twins. Looks arent everything, But I have them, Just in Case! - Unknown. BetterHelp offers support via phone or video at $64 per week. The fact that Tom opens his resignation letter with yyyyeah suggests that perhaps Doug has been expecting it. There is nothing more stimulating than finding someone who is intelligent and knows their way with words. . And since youre already giggling, take a look at the funniest quotes of all time. No, Instagrams notice board, Troubleshooting Guide: How to Fix an iPhone That Wont Turn On, Funny Instagram Notes for Friends or Friendship, Hilarious and Happy Valentines Day 2023 Instagram Notes, heres a guide on how to turn off Instagram Notes. I mean, how many more friends does a guy need? Sam, Freaks and Geeks, 10. The employee that wrote this note was sick of waiting for his boss to arrive, and furious that he didnt even receive a phone call. If it was in a barrel of laughs, you might as well. "This is the Secret . There are so many iconic friendship duos for us to love. Continue with Recommended Cookies. Weve been friends for so long, I cant even remember why I started to hang out with youin the first place, weirdo. I would totally hang out with you even if we werent paid. Unknown 2. However, part of us hopes this person got a ticket. Let us be elegant or die! Louisa May Alcott, 28. At first, their notes on the maintenance seemed to be pretty formal and sensible. You are a friend I will surely miss. Were you with someone else yesterday night? Patiently waiting for "Speak Now" (Taylor's Version). Dont you ever let me go. List View. Why would such a message be delivered in such a font? He: Heart! This note left for strangers is a tale of two parts, starting off upbeat and uplifting, and ending on a more combative tone. Go with the flow, it is never easy though. I thought I was the only one! C.S. 1. Correcting my Tinder matches' "your" and "you're. Work made us colleagues, but our potty mouths and inappropriate conversations made us friends. Unknown 3. 93. Jimmy Carter. Weve already seen some great resignation notes, but this one really takes the cake (see what we did there)? I already have two. We established a friendship, and we nurtured it through the years. Instead, they have to write some nonsense on a note. 16. Of course, you have to be a bit careful as to what you say and record on . A few extra inches! Sometimes our discussions make me physically sick, but lets never stop having those. Hopefully, there wasnt more snow by the time this car owner made their way back to their vehicle. If you cant find the key to success, Pick The Lock! I cant believe the matrix glitched and instead of an angelfrom Heaven I got you. "Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.". * 95. If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything. Unknown 21. I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal. Jane Austen, 5. "One day, you will know your secret Santa, but today, all you will know is what I got you for Christmas!" - Unknown. Dec 2, 2018 - Explore Aileen Tran's board "Friendship Note Ideas" on Pinterest. Kylie Jenner. I love to collect pictures of natural disasters. I cant wait for us to grow old together and live in a nursing home. nyyank257 Published 08/07/2015 in Funny. ~ Pablo Picasso. Put one of our tiny notes in your child's lunchbox so they can find it at recess. Its pretty clever, but also a bit too long. Acceptation starts when expectations end. I am wondering if the love is blind, than how will she find me? When you park in somebodys reserved parking space, there are a range of reactions they might have. 6. Its good to know that strangers still find her attractive! Clearly, whoever left this note needed everyone around them to know that they were not interested in hearing any show related conversation. I mean, better half? Dont you just hate it when someone has the hots for you in class and they cant even muster up the courage to say hi in person? Yes, yes, I could. A best friend helped you create them." -Unknown. - Khalil Gibran. Hopefully, there arent more notes underneath the door handle. 19. See how you can go from boring to bonding in less than 7 minutes. So happy you're such a bad influence! 6 Leave My Stuff Alone #2. My best friends know that Im completely insane! Unknown 17. Would you rather eat banana at night orsomething else? Apparently, this car owner is waiting for their parking sticker in the mail, and constantly receiving parking tickets in the meantime. 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